I am Salem…Nyaa~

I live in the country of Australia.

I like Pie!…Savoury or Sweet Pie? Blueberry or Meat Pie! All Pie is grand, so put a Pie in my hand and I will be merry all day…*cough*

As you could guess I like foood! mmm, but who doesn’t? anorexics and bulimic people perhaps? hmm well exclude them and it’s everyone!

I don’t cook good (healthy) food much, I rather dabble in the sweets area, sweet things are nice and delicious and make one feel decadent, so I cook things such as cookies, cupcakes, cakes and muffins (normal and mini ones).
Do you know the Muffin Man? No? Well you do now!

What is it I actually do as in “You there boy…what do you do?”…erm…heh nothing…Yet Everything!…but mainly just nothing pretty much, hence this here blog, because ‘Those who don’t do, do blogs’ *runs away from the large mob of bloggerittes*

My interests…for those stalkers out there…include:
Walks on the beach in the moonlight.
Cold rainy nights cuddled up in front of an open fire.
Finding where Wally is in a square metre picture of candy canes and people dressed up in candy cane outfits.
Putting my Turkey in an Oven…It’s just so much fun, you all really should try it.
Staying up late! wooo! this is a big one…although I do enjoy going to bed not too late, being in the darkness is just too euphoric to give up every night.
Goth-ic-ish-er-ness…things, they like darkness too, so we have one big thing in common….but nothing else really…Vampire are cool though I say…and umm…socialness is overrated? I don’t know, it’s just the darkness that does it for me.
Music…’nuff said me thinks.

Ranting? Yes please! I rant a lot about things, which is mainly why this here bloggy-di-blog is here, so I have a place to put them and go ‘Ooooh I sure am one crazy Mango seed’ but I’m also lazy and lethargic most days, so I am not too sure how well laying out my rantyness here will go, we’ll find out soon enough though.

Enough about me for now.

Signing Off,
Your Captain,
Buccaneer Chap,
Bone Collecting Lad,

Salem.