That’s Right!

How cool would it be, to be the ‘Ladies Man’ Barney Stinson, as well as the ‘Ladies Man’ Old Spice Guy…TOGETHER!!! It’d be like this:

Hello Men, look at your ladies, now back to me, now back to them, but they’re not there, now back to me, here they are, sadly, they are now my ladies, but if you continue using ladies scent body wash, you could still smell like they are next to you. Look to your left, there is no lady, now look to my left, there is your ex-lady, look down, now look back up, I’m glad you agree with me, I’m on a horse, now I’m a horse, your lady is riding a horse, I’m a horse.

It isn’t perfect, but you get the general gist of it…

Anyway, I still need to write about a lot of stuff, and I will, just not now, not yet.

I redid my music video for my song

oooooh yeah! ^.^

I have started a Vlog thing, only have one episode done, have some stuff for a second, but am thinking of scrapping it and doing something else very soon, but not sure, also have a few other videos I need to do up and upload to the ol’ Youtube someday.

Well that’s it for now I guess…

Over ‘n’ Out
Salem.

Been a while eh?

…well now that the ‘I have been away, now am back’ part it over, lets get down to business…

WHORES!

Really people…see title of this post ^^^^ yeah that’s right, now I KNOW all of you out there know at least one of those songs, everyone near has, you like it, you don’t, you have at least heard of it, and most likely would have come in contact with their aftermath…especially the first in the 3.

Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl.

Well where to start off…the name for one, brings in the boys because it is a girl singing, no need for explanation there. Then the whole I’m a girl, I am supra famous now, look at all these boys who want me heheheh, be like me and you’ll…erm…be like me *cough*
NOT OK!…
Kissing a girl, well I will say nothing wrong there, if you’re a girl, you can kiss a girl, BUT! but but but, she isn’t just saying she kissed a girl now…she is saying she kissed a girl…WHILE HAVING A BOYFRIEND! that it different, very very much so…then going on to say I hope he doesn’t mind…’oh no dear go and kiss whoever you like, hey maybe you will experiment with a pig and get the swine flu? hmm? no? doesn’t sound like something you would do now? oh well I don’t know about that, you’re all about trying new things now aren’t you?’….pathetic, honestly come on.
Now I am not attacking Katy Perry, just the song and what it is throwing out there for all the little girls to suck up like a sponge and mimic, thinking just because it’s a girl, doesn’t mean it isn’t cheating if you kiss her while having a boyfriend, or a girlfriend even…whatever river you like to flow with…*whistles*
That will do for this one for now, I have lost slight interest haha.

Katy Perry – Hot N Cold

Still have little interest now because of last songs rant, so I will say, from last part of title, see above for most of the same essentially, PMS, come on, really? do we really need that anyway, In then Out, Up then Down? oh yeah nothing adultish there now…
This one isnt much of a big deal so much…more or less a filler so this come back post was bigger then the average post.

Lady Gaga – Love Game

Straight up, ‘I wanna take a ride on your disco stick’…need I say any more?!?!
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Wow no interest what so ever now, I lost all my rantyness with the first song, damn =/ oh well.

I may redo the last two at a later date when I get my rant-o-meter filled back up but for now that will do.

Note, the music people I mean not to really attack personally and directly, mainly just the music words and such, I will attack the people themselves at a later date ;)

Shipping Out,
Your Rantless Ranter,
Was Rant Filled Chap
No likey ‘In’ Music Themes Lad.

Salem.